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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic)

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ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

posted 1 week ago · 107,346 notes
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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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what the fffffffffffffffheck
- me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

(Source: pfghhh)

posted 2 weeks ago · 277,679 notes
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ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

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verylittlebird:

"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard

posted 2 weeks ago · 17,206 notes
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seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

posted 2 weeks ago · 192,726 notes
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fangirlarmoire:


justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312)

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

(Source: michaelgclifford)

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