you can’t spell thug without hug
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
"go get a job"
i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
this looks like something out of a freaking sims game